To make an Angel fall 
Episode 20:  Enter the Wuss 
Written by Mick T Budarrap 
Disclaimer:  NGE and its characters are the property of Gainax.  Minors are 
not permitted to read this parody.  None of the actions depicted here in 
text are promoted or condoned.  This story was made possible by Gainax's 
treatment of the NGE characters in End of Evangelion. 
  
  
  
Hot water blasted against her fair-skinned back, trickling down her naked 
body, touching her secret places in the pleasureless way that water does. 
Asuka raised her face, pausing in the action of brushing her teeth.  She 
COULD feel something. 
Asuka Langley Sohryu, the second child, pilot of unit 2 and frequent victim 
of alien assaults, had spent the last forty minutes in the shower brushing 
her teeth.  Mouthwash had not been enough to remove the memory of Touji 
Suzahara from her mouth.  The redhead was already well into her second 
bottle of toothpaste and was suspecting that she'd have to buy a new 
toothbrush to finish the job.  After nearly an hour of constant brushing, 
the bristles were going a bit soft... 
But that concerned Asuka less than the feeling that the water was making her 
feel.  Sohryu had taken a lot of showers in her life, and the water never 
made her feel like THIS. 
Kaworu Nagisa, the 17th angel and the last monster to have attacked Tokyo3, 
had told her that he had changed them.  Herself, Rei, and Hikari had been 
victims to his touch, and he said that he had done something to them.  His 
words float in Asuka's mind.  "Youth, beauty, and sensitivity."  The last 
word catches in Sohryu's heart.  "Sensitivity??" she thinks.  "Sensitivity? 
Not THAT kind of sensitivity?" 
Asuka had disturbing evidence that concurred with this theory.  After the 
angel had been killed, she and Rei and Hikari had happily kept doing what 
they had been doing, which was screwing Kensuke Aida and Touji Suzahara. 
This really, really bothered Asuka. 
Sohryu knew that Hikari really liked Touji, although she had no idea why. 
She was also willing to believe that Rei would do almost anything weird. 
But Asuka was absolutely, positively, completely and utterly certain that 
she herself, Asuka Langley Sohryu, would NOT have fucked those two stooges 
unless she was under the influence of SOMETHING very weird.  Mind control of 
something.  She just wouldn't, it was DISGUSTING! 
So, with a deliberate and thoughtful expression on her face, Asuka Langley 
Sohryu poked one finger carefully against the nipple of her right breast. 
Both her boobs tingled with sudden pleasure.  Asuka had more evidence. 
Whatever Kaworu had done to them, it was still there. 
She turned the shower on cold, full power.  The slender redhead bit her lip 
and shut her eyes as the freezing spray chilled her naked body, her pink 
nipples hardening to angry points.  Satisfied that any normal pleasure would 
have been killed, Asuka shut off the shower and stepped out. 
With that same deliberate and thoughtful expression on her face, Asuka 
pinched her nipple.  The pleasure sprung up again, and if anything it was 
stronger than before! 
This was something she HAD to share with Rei.  Asuka quickly toweled herself 
off, frightened by the possibilities.  One of them might be felt up on the 
train or something and would end up LIKING it!  It was horrible! 
"Rei you are not going to believe this!" Asuka declared as she headed out of 
the bathroom, butt-naked as per the rules of the Katsuragi home, and strode 
to the kitchen.  "It looks like that weirdo actually DID change-" 
And she froze. 
Sitting in the kitchen, beside Rei Ayanami, was the third child, Shinji 
Ikari.  And he could see her naked. 
Terror, embarrassment, rage and pure soul-squishing humiliation welled up 
inside her.  She was naked.  He could see her.  She wasn't wearing any 
clothes and he was looking at her.  Her entire fucking body was completely 
OUT IN THE OPEN and he could see EVERY INCH OF IT!!! 
"AAEEEEEEIIIIII!!!!!" screamed Asuka, and fled to the safety of her bedroom. 
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The after-effects of the 17th angel's attack were being felt heavily 
elsewhere as well. 
Touji Suzahara had what would be politely called a good time during Kaworu 
Nagisa's invasion of the girl's home.  And in Hikari Horaki's way of 
thinking, there was such a thing as TOO good a time. 
The room was dark except for the projection on the wall.  Slides flickered 
on it.  "Mister Suzahara," said Hikari imperiously, "Just what is this in 
the image?" 
Touji was tied to a chair.  "That is...Ayanami.  Rei Ayanami, from school." 
He had been answering questions for hours. 
A new slide flashed into place.  "And this?" 
The boy wearily raised his head to see.  "That's...Asuka, from school as 
well." 
"State her FULL name, Mister Suzahara," ordered the class rep. 
"Uhhh..."  He clearly hadn't gotten much sleep recently. 
"Asuka-Langley-Sohryu." 
"Are you sure, Mister Suzahara?" 
"Yeah." 
"So her name isn't 'girl I should fuck', Mister Suzahara?" 
Hours of reprogramming were teaching Touji well.  He shook his head.  "No, 
it isn't." 
"So then, which of these two girls should you have sexual intercourse with?" 
The exhausted Touji had to strain, his muddled mind trying to reach the 
bottom line.  "Uhhh...neither of them?" 
"Correct!  I knew if we did this enough you would learn!"  Hikari strutted 
out in front of the boy.  She was a vision in black leather, tapping a 
riding crop against one smooth thigh.  Suzahara's back stung from the times 
that she has hit him with that riding crop during his reprogramming.  "Maybe 
there's some hope for you after all!" 
"Uhhh," groaned Touji, wishing it was over.  But Hikari wanted to be 
absolutely sure that her boyfriend would remain faithful. 
"Let's go through it again, and this time let's add a few more."  A new 
slide flashed into place.  "Who is this?" 
"Misato Katsuragi..." 
"And this?" 
"Kensuke.  My friend." 
"And this?" 
"That's you, Hikari." 
"And this?" 
"That's...that new kid, Ikari I think." 
"And which do you have sexual intercourse with?" 
Touji's tortured brain went with his most recent answer. 
"Uhh...none of them?" 
Hikari's riding crop came down with a crack.  "WRONG!" 
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Shinji Ikari had arrived at the apartment shared between the three girls and 
Misato Katsuragi a few hours after Kaworu Nagisa's "attack".  He had been 
embarrassed.  Very embarrassed.  He had refused to make eye contact with the 
girls, felt very nervous about so much as sitting next to any of them, and 
immediately apologized when faced with any conflict. 
He was, all in all, pretty much the same as Asuka had expected him to be. 
"Asuka, are you coming out?" 
"Go away."  The second child sat in one corner of her bedroom, a bathrobe 
hastily pulled around her slim body. 
"It's okay Asuka."  Rei's voice was coming from just on the other side of 
the bedroom door. 
"I FORGOT he was here, okay!?  Just leave me alone!" 
There was a pause, and then another voice replaced Rei's. 
"Miss Sohryu?" 
Asuka shut her eyes.  The voice was Shinji. 
"I'm sorry Miss Sohryu, I should have looked away or something.  I mean it's 
my fault-" 
"SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" 
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Kensuke Aida stood outside the apartment shared by Misato, Rei, Asuka and 
Hikari, and worried about his camera. 
The 17th angel had hijacked his camera during the attack, and used it to 
film everything that they had been doing in the girls' apartment.  When 
Kensuke and Touji had been forcibly ejected from the flat, Aida hadn't been 
able to grab it.  That meant that possibly the greatest porno video that 
Kensuke would ever have was somewhere inside the apartment, and he was stuck 
out here! 
Kensuke bit his fingernails.  He would need all the luck in the world to get 
it back.  The world, it seemed, was willing to lend him some. 
The apartment door open, and Rei and Shinji stepped out. 
"Miss Ayanami!" said Kensuke, staring straight ahead with his arms at his 
sides. 
"Mister Aida," answered Rei in her soft, delicious voice.  Kensuke felt his 
cock begin to wake up. 
"I came to apologize!" he barked out.  Kensuke, ignoring the quiet Shinji, 
noticed that Rei was wearing a tight T-shirt and no bra today.  "Yesterday, 
Touji and I...we did things that we should not have done."  Kensuke 
remembered cupping Rei's wonderful tits, sucking her dark nipples.  His 
fingers almost twitched.  "It was inexcusable." 
"No," answered Rei.  If she was in any way nervous about being near a boy 
who, only the other day, had fucked her for several consecutive hours, she 
did not show it.  "You were not in control of your actions.  No charges will 
be placed against you." 
"Thank you Miss Ayanami!" Kensuke barked again, still at attention.  "I also 
have a favor to ask!" 
"What?" asked Rei, her beautiful lips moving ever so slightly to let the 
word breathe past.  Kensuke almost died of pleasure right then, remembering 
those lips tightening around his cock. 
"I left something in your apartment the other day, my...wristwatch." 
Kensuke wasn't dumb enough to tell her what he really wanted: his camera. 
"I was wondering if I could-" 
"Of course.  Let yourself out afterwards."  Rei walked past him, with Shinji 
following.  Kensuke gaped in surprise, and then quickly hopped through the 
door before it could automatically close. 
He was inside! 
Kensuke quickly got to work.  He guessed that Nagisa had been holding the 
camera when the evangelion had grabbed him.  So he had probably dropped it 
somewhere near the hole in the wall... 
The gap in the apartment wall where unit 1 had punched through had been 
covered with a tarp and walled off with safety tape.  Concrete, steel and 
other debris were scattered around on the floor, knocked into the room by 
the incredible impact. 
Kensuke knelt down in the wreckage and began to look. 
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"And this is the locker-room," said Rei Ayanami.  She didn't know exactly 
what to do with Shinji, so she was taking him on a tour of the geofront 
while Asuka sulked in her room. 
The third child had seen many of Nerv's wonders already, and as he stood in 
the girl's locker room, he was worried that he might be about to see 
another.  "I'm not sure that I'm allowed to be in here..." 
"Don't worry.  Only Horaki, Sohryu and myself use this facility."  With 
that, Rei grabbed her shirt at the waist and peeled it off. 
Shinji spun, facing the wall to avoid looking at the suddenly topless 
Ayanami.  "What are you doing?" he managed to get out, fighting the urge to 
turn around and drink in the view of the gorgeous albino. 
"Showing you the plugsuits," she explained.  Shinji could hear her shimmying 
her trousers down her legs.  He could imagine her wiggling her hips as she 
pushed them down her slender thighs... 
Shinji shut his eyes tightly.  "I can't think things like that!" he thought 
to himself. 
"You are being very...considerate," noted Rei.  "I understand why Asuka 
likes you." 
Ikari's eyes widened. 
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"What the hell are YOU doing here, pervert???" demanded Asuka, her hands on 
her hips. 
Kensuke Aida looked up in shock, clutching his camera in his hands.  The 
bathrobe-clad redhead narrowed her blue eyes.  "I see.  You're here for your 
little porno tape, huh?"  She grabbed at the camera but Kensuke would not 
let go.  Sohryu hauled Aida up onto his feet, pulling on the battered 
camera. 
"Let go!" Kensuke yelled. 
"Give it up!" Asuka growled. 
Both shifted their feet in the rubble from the wall, trying to get a better 
position.  And then both simultaneously slipped. 
Boy and girl screamed as they fell, Kensuke on top of Asuka.  Sohryu's head 
hit the ground awkwardly and everything went dark. 
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Shinji figured that it was safe to turn around: Rei had her plugsuit on, the 
material draping around her slender figure in folds.  "I just press this 
button here," she said, "And the suit seals."  The plugsuit contracted 
around the first child's body, pressing intimately against her 
now-hypersensitive flesh. 
Rei's eyes widened. 
Every inch of her body was suddenly on fire with pleasure.  Her calves and 
thighs were gripped gently but perfectly by the suit.  Her ass cheeks were 
neatly divided, sending ecstasy flaming into places on her body she had 
never wanted a man to intrude.  Her breasts shook with her sudden, sharp 
breath, while her nipples contracted to tight nubs.  Her back and shoulders 
were as if they were being massaged.  And her pussy was indescribable. 
Rei cummed, her knees buckling and her hands pressing to her tummy. 
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"Oh Shinji," Asuka giggled. 
"Careful," the third child whispered, undoing her bathrobe.  The redhead bit 
her lip in anticipation as he slowly exposed her body from breasts to 
thighs.  The expression on his face as the sight of her nudity made Asuka 
sigh with fulfillment.  "Wow," Shinji murmured, "You're perfect." 
"Speak to me, Shinji," the girl moaned.  A frown came upon her face.  "Hey, 
what's with the camera?" 
"Don't worry about it," Kensuke whispered to the still-stunned girl.  He 
couldn't believe his luck.  Licking his lips at the sight, Kensuke brought 
his camera to bear at the redhead's nude perfection.  The disc was full, but 
there was some stuff at the start that he was more than willing to wipe over 
in favor of an extreme close-up of Asuka Langley Sohryu naked. 
He rubbed her tits with his free hand, zooming in on the girl's aureoles as 
they tightened.  His hand went down to her pussy, fingers playing with her 
soft folds, feeling them moisten at his touch. 
Asuka shuddered with pleasure, shutting her eyes as she writhed under the 
boy's touch.  But when she looked again, her blue eyes focusing as she shook 
off the last of her disorientation, she received an unpleasant surprise. 
"Oh my God-aaaaaaAAAAAHHH!!!!" the redhead wailed as she saw Kensuke Aida 
push his fingers up between her tight nether lips! 
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Rei stumbled forwards into Shinji's arms, the boy's blue eyes wide.  "Are 
you alright?"  Ayanami could only respond by reaching for the break-seal 
buttons on her suit. 
With a hiss the outfit went slack around her body, splitting across the 
shoulders and falling to her waist.  Shinji tried to let go of the 
bare-breasted girl, but the albino's grip on him was too tight, and the look 
in her eyes too urgent.  He squirmed, gasping at the feeling of Ayanami's 
round tits pressing against his chest. 
"Shinji," Rei purred, her body aflame with desire.  Shifting slightly she 
let the plugsuit fall around her feet, leaving her completely naked.  "Help 
me," she moaned. 
Meanwhile in the apartment, Asuka was well beyond moaning.  She yelped as 
Kensuke sucked on her tits, squeezing her wonderful orbs in his hands as he 
mouth worked on her rock-hard nipples.  "My God," she groaned as she 
realized her position, "Kensuke's going to fuck me!"  She gasped in a 
breath, her expression a mix of horror at being touched by Kensuke and 
pleasure at what she was feeling. 
Shinji was nowhere near as enthusiastic as Kensuke.  "Help with what?" he 
stammered, feeling her hands at his pants.  Rei pulled Ikari's shirt free 
from the waistband of his pants, shivering with carnal hunger. 
"Nothing too serious," the first child murmured, rubbing her nakedness 
against Ikari's chest, "Just a day to day matter."  Her breasts burned with 
the need to press against his bare chest.  Ayanami hauled upwards, pulling 
both overshirt and undershirt off the hapless third child.  She pushed 
forwards, crushing the globes of her tits against his skin and crying out in 
delight. 
"No waitmmmmmpphhh!!!"  Asuka's cry of distress was cut short as Kensuke 
pressed his lips to hers.  The kiss was clumsy but Sohryu's altered body 
responded, her lips pressing upwards.  Her hands pushed and pulled at Aida, 
unable to commit to either option: either stop Kensuke from fucking her and 
lose the pleasure, or lie back and let him take her. 
His hand slipped down between her legs, working at her pouting pussy lips. 
"Mmmmmmpphhhh!!!!" Sohryu managed, tears of pleasure coming into her eyes. 
Rei pushed Shinji onto his back.  Stunned, the boy did nothing to stop 
Ayanami from grabbing the waistband of his pants and yanking them down to 
his knees.  The albino smiled in anticipation at the sight of his 
already-erect cock.  "Rei you should stop this!" Shinji said, the conviction 
in his voice wavering as Rei advanced up his body, her naked breasts 
dangling as her crimson eyes ate him up. 
Asuka felt Kensuke's meat brush against her stomach and she almost panicked. 
  "Wait a minummmmmpphhh!"  Again her complaint was cut short by Aida's 
kiss.  She realized that she hadn't done anything to dissuade him from...she 
didn't want to think about what he was going to do.  But he was going to do 
it, and soon!  And if she didn't stop him soon, she wouldn't have the will 
to even try... 
The virgin Shinji gasped in pleasure as Ayanami lowered herself slowly onto 
his hardness.  His cock pressed upwards into her lips, inching into her 
chokingly tight passage.  The first child shuddered in ecstasy, letting out 
yelps as Ikari involuntarily thrust upwards with his hips, pushing his head 
a little deeper into the confines of her body. 
Sohryu, on the other hand, was less pleased with what she was receiving. 
"Don't do that yoaAEEEIIIIII!!!" Asuka wailed as Kensuke pushed his cock 
into her pussy!  His body wedging her legs apart, Aida laid his hands on the 
girl's breasts as he began to pump.  With each thrust the redhead gasped. 
"No!  No-no-no-no!" 
"Yes!" shuddered Rei, burying Shinji's bone in her pussy up to the hilt. 
She rocked forwards, and pleasure exploded deep within her hips.  "Yes yes 
yes YES!!!" 
"Yes!" groaned Kensuke, thrusting in deep, his cock aching to cum inside the 
redhead. 
"No!" yelped Asuka, clutching at Aida's hands as they squeezed her round 
tits. 
"Yes!" cried Rei, slowly lifting herself up the ridges of the third child's 
dick. 
"No!" gasped Shinji, grabbing Rei's curving hips. 
"No?" asked Kensuke, looking down at the panting Asuka in surprise.  "Don't 
you like it?" 
"What do you mean?" demanded Rei, still on top of Shinji.  "No?  You mean 
STOP?" 
The second child gasped and shuddered, her body aching with pleasure, but 
her mind screaming in revulsion at Kensuke's intrusion into her body. 
Shinji Ikari, pinned beneath Rei's gorgeous naked form, took a deep breath 
and spoke.  "I mean..." 
At the same moment back in the apartment, Asuka took in a lungful of air. 
"I mean..." 
On top of their respective lovers, Kensuke and Rei frowned in confusion. 
"I mean I love Asuka!" Shinji blurted, pushing Rei off his meat with a 
sudden movement.  She splayed out on the floor, shocked. 
"I mean-" growled Asuka, and she heaved upwards.  Using pure enraged 
strength she dislodged Kensuke and knocked him to the floor.  The boy howled 
in discomfort as the redhead took a firm hold of his manhood and hauled him 
upwards, yanking him to the front door.  Sohryu punched the keypad and the 
entrance hissed open. 
"NO MEANS NO!!!" Asuka roared, throwing Kensuke out into the hallway.  The 
boy smashed against the corridor wall, making another crater beside the ones 
already created by himself and Touji earlier. 
As Kensuke slid to the floor, the last thing he saw through the closing door 
was Asuka jumping up and down on his camera, her pink-nippled tits bouncing 
with each angry jump. 
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"You...LOVE her?" Rei gasped. 
The albino half-lay, half-sat on the locker room floor, her pale body bare 
and gleaming with her sweat.  Her red eyes were wide as she stared up at 
Shinji, one of her hands involuntarily going to her bosom. 
The boy looked down, clutching his pants to what his pants normally covered. 
  "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.  I should have stopped you." 
"No, it isn't your fault," said Rei.  All of her previous arousal, enhanced 
by Nagisa's modifications to her body, had been blasted away by what Shinji 
had said.  More accurately, it had been blasted away by what she felt. 
She felt threatened. 
"I'm still sorry," said Shinji. 
Rei Ayanami looked at Shinji as saw him as something very frightening: the 
biggest competitor for Asuka that she had.  This boy loved the girl that Rei 
loved, and the first child found herself, for the first time, feeling 
threatened. 
Ikari saw her blush, and mistook its cause.  "I'm sorry," he repeated, 
backing away with his clothes in his hands.  "I'm sorry, but I have to talk 
to someone!"  The third child slipped out, leaving Rei Ayanami alone in the 
locker room. 
The girl grabbed her plugsuit and pulled it towards her, covering her 
luscious breasts.  Her crimson eyes were shadowed in thought. 
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"We do not appreciate your game playing, Ikari!" barked Keel, hidden within 
the black hologram marked with SEELE 01. 
"My gameplaying?" smiled Ikari.  He paused, drawing out the moment as he 
looked around at the circle of twelve.  Somehow the idea of the SEELE 
members touching Rei was...distasteful.  The commander didn't mind as much 
when it came to Asuka and Hikari, but Ayanami felt as if she were meant to 
be his, and his alone. 
"Yes!" said the leader of SEELE.  "Your use of the 17th angel, OUR creation, 
to waste your time with that Ibuki woman." 
"Now wait a minute," another SEELE member objected, "Ibuki was worth it!" 
"Ikari has larger responsibilities!" Keel retorted. 
"But Ibuki has large, firm, round brea-" 
"Ibuki," interrupted Gendo, "Was a case of punishment.  She ignored 
authority and paid the price." 
"And how!" said an appreciate member of the circle who probably had pimples 
and read his older brother's porno mags.  Ikari shook his head.  Secret 
societies were accepting just about anyone these days. 
"I was more concerned about my son," said Ikari.  "I understand that you 
played a part in bringing him here." 
"And if we did?" 
"I would wonder why.  Surely not only to destroy Nagisa...you have an 
amazing talent at screwing two girls with one dick.  I can't help but 
believe that Shinji is here for some other purpose..." 
"Shinji was sent purely in case your flimsy pilots were unable to withstand 
the 17th angel, which was the case.  He was your way out of the sticky 
situation.  You should be grateful Ikari." 
The holograms vanished.  The meeting was over.  Gendo Ikari stood slowly. 
"I will be grateful," he said, "When I've beaten you." 
  
  
  
  
While Shinji Ikari attempts to explain his feelings to the confused and 
angry Asuka, and Rei tries to make sense of her own feelings towards the 
redhead, Gendo Ikari heads an investigation into the angel attacks that 
leaves Misato Katsuragi exposed...literally!  The busty Major finds herself 
between Ikari and a hard place in the next episode, "Show and Tell!"