Pen Pen! You fucking pimp!
Still another normal day at Nerv. As normal as Nerv is anyway. Maya was riding Ritsukos she dick like some kind of crack whore on her pimps jock. Karou is giving it to Shinji, but not in the eye. Just in the ass like a good albino fag should! Gendo is sitting at his desk with his mouth covered up to save on budget. Rei is under his desk and NO! SWEET JESUS, NOT THE OTHER ONE!
No, we are not talking about that. I finally managed to recover my sanity. It took some therapy, but Im not gonna even go into that again. Gendo, I hate you and want you to die like a hatey thing I hate! DIEEEE!
Okay, okay. Lets go to Misatos place. Yess Normal and good. Askua has stolen Shinjis CD player. Secretly, she likes the same music he does! Thats funny. And normal! Yessss normal. Everything is, fine, everything is fine and dandy and the kittys arent going to eat my brains.
Pen Pen is with Misato and OH SWEET JESUS! I Cant take this! I cant! Hes fucking Misato! Why is Pen Pen fucking Misato?!?! Its not rape judging by the look on her face! Shes all moaning and groaning! I dont know why, hes well, hes a penguin! His dick isnt supposed to be that big!
Oh yeah Pen Pen! Earn your beer! Earn your beer! she screams. Why me? Why am I the one subjected to see these acts of wrong depravity? Lord Jesus, have I offended you in some way I am not yet aware of? Im sorry! Whatever it is Im so sorry for my sin must be grievous to incur such wrath!
Pen Pen is quaking in a way that sounds suspiciously like the dirty tones in pornos. Thats all I needed in my life. Tropical Penguin porno.
Look, hes pulled out. Im hoping its over now AH CHRIST HE SWITCHED HOLES! The worst thing is, I think hes probably been trained to do that more then not being able to differentiate. Misato sure as hell doesnt seem surprised. Cunting whore. I hope you catch the penguin AIDS and vomit blood for the rest of your miserable existence!
And Shinji, back from his ass-fuck fest o fun, has just walked in. Oh how cute, hes doing his I mustnt run away bit. And. AWWWW, DONT TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF SHINJI! You keep away from that penguin fuckin slutbag!
Mighty Christ, he listened to me. He didnt touch Misato. Probably because hes FUCKING PENPEN! NO! THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU ALBINOS SCROTUM LICKER! Shinjis giving it to PenPen up the butt and Misato is getting off on the extra impact into her ass. Its a mighty horrible assfest of nausea here folks. I am now attempting to slit my wrists with a plastic spork.
The wrist slitting hurt, so instead Im watching this. I guess all that repression has made Shinji a pent up sex bomb, cause hes still going even though Penpens ass is leaking cum like a horribly wrong fountain of ass. The three of you sick freaks can eat my shit, and my shit is smelly.
Eh? Was Karou always standing there? Im not sure Oh see, my retinas have recently crawled back on my eyes more and more. See, my eyes actually rejected the part that lets them see after the Gendo incident. I was for a time mercifully blind, though my eardrums didnt burst and I could still hear things through my bleeding ears. Now that the blind spots have finally healed, Ive been seeing more and more clearly as the blindspots go away. For example, now I can see that Karou is, aww fuckbeans. Hes naked. And Now he joined. Of course. Pen Pen is deepthroating him. Lovely. The Angelic fairy seems to be playing with the little red penguin balls. Well isnt that sweet. I had a theory that I died and went to hell, and what I now perceive is my reality is in fact a damnation Im forced to live. In some ways, thatd be a small comfort, but I fear that Im still alive and reality actually works this way, with everybody fucking the goddamn penguin.
What is the attraction? Hes a warm water penguin for Kamis sake! Hes not even a natural creature! This is beyond bestiality, its some kind of mutant bestiality!
Shinji and Karou are making out, and Im trying to focus on that, because yaoi though it may be, its the most normal thing happening right now. Misato is under pen pen now, licking the blood and cum and shit dribbling out of his ass from Shinjis spooge enema. Karou is now shoving his dick into the fowl fowl while SHINJI IS TRYING TO SHOVE HIS HEAD INTO MISATOS OH GOD! I THINK HES FINALLY SNAPPED FROM MOTHER WITHDRAWL AND IS TRYING TO RETURN TO A WOMB! AND MISATO LOVES IT!
And Pen Pen, not yet satisfied, is using his feet to push Mistato in front of him, and is NO PEN PEN! DONT PUT YOUR DICK THERE! NOT AGAIN! I CANT HANDLE THIS AGAIN! KEEP IT AWAY FROM HER E NOOOOOOO!
*From Asylum Medical Journal: at this point, the subject is unable to describe what he saw that ended up sending us into his institution. He instead begins smacking his head into the wall, and then weeps for three hours. Then he began laughing, and talked about lima beans living in his deodorant until it was unanimously voted that he be sent off for immediate euthanasia. Sadly, he escaped before we could inject him, and hasnt been seen since*