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March 9, 2005

Happy new year motherfuckers, HAHAHAHAHA.

 

Home/Bodies is complete, so you can get one final squirt off before you kill yourselves. Ranma in the etc has got a new chapter as well.

 

Then we've got Asuka's Punishment, which is long and probably full of Asuka being punished. I don't think I can argue with that. That Vader guy has a new one, too, called A day at Horakis (sic). Then there's Blackout.

 

In case you haven't figured it out, I haven't read any of these. Except for Home/Bodies, because for every hour I spend not reading it, rx7 sends me another bloody appendage from my newborn son.

 

We're almost out of fingers.




December 12, 2004

Two things for you. Things you probably already have. Better late then never, right?

 

Wrong.

 

Anyway, first there's Asuka and Baby Oil, which is meh. No one would invest that much time into masturbation. I mean, you have to fucking lay out some plastic. And then there's Kaji's Special Tea Part 2. Sequels are always good.




December 5, 2004

For future reference, if it takes me a long time to update, it's only because I hate you. Yes, you. Personally.

 

Aside from that, Home/Bodies 7 has been out for a few days, and Dream Machine chapter something has been out for even longer.




December 5, 2004

For future reference, if it takes me a long time to update, it's only because I hate you. Yes, you. Personally.

 

Aside from that, Home/Bodies 7 has been out for a few days, and Dream Machine chapter something has been out for even longer.




November 24, 2004
This fucker keeps making me get off my ass and update this thing. Boycott Home/Bodies.



November 15, 2004

Fine, you get your damn update. But I don't need you guys anymore. I have Everquest 2 now.

 

First off, we have a Yui/Gendo/Kozo lemon that completely lacks any detail. Then we've got Plain and Simple, which puts an Asuka/Touji/Hikari lemon where a terrible void used to be in my heart. Or something.

 

And yes, your stupid fucking shard 2 of Home/Bodies.




October 31, 2004

Home/Bodies 5 + 1.




October 30, 2004

I've got four fics for you guys today, and only one of them really sucks, but boy does it suck a lot.

 

There's Repayments and Redheads, which is about children having sex. Always classy. Then there's Shinji's Diary, which is about children raping other children. And then there's Midnight Snack, which is about children having sex and then drinking the blood of other children to feed.

 

Midnight Snack rocks, by the way.




October 22, 2004

Took it long enough.




October 16, 2004

It's almost over! I think there's only one more chapter left. Everything after chapter 32 has just been added, in case you were wondering where you left off.

 

Though I don't understand why you would care.




October 8, 2004

Some Dream Machine and some ALIAS. No pseudo witty comments this time, I'm fucking going to sleep.




October 6, 2004

Oh em gee, guys. More from this PJ guy. I rearranged the section so you can read shit in order.




October 5, 2004

Woo boy. I got some shit for you today.

 

First off, Dream Machine gets it's 4th and 5th parts, which are actually more like it's 2.667 and 3rd parts, but who's counting?

 

I've also got your dose of "wtf". I promise these next two are as retarded as they sound:

    HEY Gendo! Stop SKULLFUCKING REI YOU BASTARD!

    Pen Pen! You fucking pimp!

 

Now aside from that, I've got something crazy for you. I found a boatload of fucking fics from this PJ guy, and instead of loading the lemons page with 12 chapters at once, I just gave him his own fucking page.




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