In the not-too-distant future,
Somewhere out deep in space,
The Senshi and Tuxedo Jack
Near the end of their lengthy race!
They're being sent fanfics by the Witches 5
(A more evil group's never been alive)
The witches want their Sanity Crystals
So they're firing off bad fanfics
And it's not negotiable! (Viluy: Not... another... kernel panic!!)
(Eudial) We'll send them cheesy fanfics,
(Mimette) The worst we can find, (la la la)
(Tellu) They'll have to sit and watch them all
(Viluy) And they'll slowly lose their minds! (la la la)
(Cyprine and Pucherol) Now keep in mind they can't control
Where the fanfics begin and end, (la la la)
They'll slowly lose their sanity
Along with all their friends!
SENSHI ROLL CALL!
Setsuna! (Don't cross the streams!)
Teenage Rini! (Chibiusa!)
Ami! (That's right!)
(Tomoe) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,
And other science facts, (la la la)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's a text file,
I should really just relax!"
For Mystery Sailor Moon Theater 3000! *Twang*
With a chuckle, JR closed his web browser and turned to Rei. "You've really outdone yourself this time, my dear."
"it is nothing. web design is actually somewhat entertaining."
JR snorted. "You sound like Tron Bonne. Next thing I know, you'll have..." His voice trailed off as a Kobun ran into the room and tugged on Rei's skirt.
"Bad news, boss! We've got a bug!"
"let skuld fix it. she wants to use her hammer."
"Got it, boss!"
The robot ran out of the room.
"... Rei, sometimes you scare me."